Long story short, she's mad that Michael Vick is getting out so early, I say he served his time, she says it wasn't long enough, I say another NFL player killed a guy driving drunk and got thirty days, she says what Vick did was worse, I say that's stupid heavily implying that she is retarded, she gets huffy and the conversation ends.
Just five minutes of my life wasted, not a big deal.
But when I get home I get curious and look up some dumb animal rights web sites and luckily none of them are saying Michael Vick killing a bunch of dogs is worse than a dude getting run over by a drunk driver. So I just had the luck to run into that one in a million sort of crazy.
But, Google being Google, I learn that Pamela Anderson is an "Animal Rights Activist," whatever the hell that is, and apparently hated Jessica Simpson because of this.
Okay so Pamela Anderson called Jessica Simpson a whore because she wore a shirt about how she thought real girls wouldn't be vegetarian so Pamela calls her a bitch and a whore.
Aneurysm.
Okay, first off people who take their diet so seriously that they actually consider it to be a self defining characteristic. I've known nutritioinist, there is nothing wrong with eating healthy and being proud of it.
But if you get to the point that you are mad at people for eating a dead animal because it offends "who you are," I really hope you have access to firearms with minimal safety training.
I've got to have had this animal loving argument a million times, because I don't care about a cow living a shitty life before it's head is chain sawed off. Honestly this is the worst part about living in a college town. Stupid causes.
Honestly this really isn't a cause. Until all the chickens get together and scratch out a bill of rights I'm down for cutting their heads off and turning them into KFC.
If you define yourself by your vegetarianism you are defining yourself by what you eat, and since everything that has a beginning must have an end you are defining yourself by shitting as well. So the next time someone gets all fucking west coast elitist, sticks their nose up in the air, and tells you that they are vegan with a self satisfied look on their pale face, just think to yourself "shit person" and you too can avoid the life ending anyeurysm.
Then Pamela Anderson is so caught up in her cause that she is going to refer to someone else as a whore.
Really?
This is a woman who got famous for posing naked in a magazine and running on a beach in tight swim suits. The only reason her popularity was sustained was because she had a sex tape come out.
And honestly none of that bothers me.
Porn model is an honest way of making life, certainly better than prostitute/ thief/ contract killer/ professional child molester/ Professional Middle Eastern Feminist Suppressor/ African child soldier trainer/ Auburn fan/ Somalian Pirate and many other professions that are far worse than someone who makes money off their sweet, sweet tits.
But if you are going to work in this industry you can't use these words. The porn industry is based on liberating female workers in a profession and not judging females who enjoy and partake in sex just as much as a dude. So if you are going to benefit from this concept you can't use the exact opposite of this to insult someone because they ate a burger.
And seriously. Pam Anderson? I have literally watched her suck Hepatitis down her throat.
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